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Animal services officials retrieve monkey at Toronto Ikea store
(Thanks to The Perts)
Update: Apparently we already posted this. JWOCBF.*
*Judi will of course be fired.
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December 10, 2012
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It's hell getting old, isn't it Dave?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 10, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Shouldn't that be JWOCBRF?*
*Judi will of course be RE-fired.
Posted by: padraig | December 10, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I thought even a monkey would have more class than to shop at Ikea
Posted by: poker | December 10, 2012 at 12:03 PM
My brother-in-law was an animal control officer in Detroit. His best call was when he had to investigate a house that turned out to have 8 sheep (alive) in their basement.
Posted by: LeDud | December 10, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Now we know who writes the Ikea assembly instructions.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 10, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Isn't that really how we all feel after trying to assemble IKEA furniture?
Posted by: JD | December 10, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Who else would shop at a Toronto IKEA store ?
Posted by: Clankie | December 10, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Was the monkey teaching Dave to assemble furniture or sign books?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 10, 2012 at 03:12 PM
I recently bought a bookcase at Ikea and of course had to assemble it with their cr@ppy instructions. I ended up nailing the thing together and it looks pretty good! I tell people that see it that I like the rustic look.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 10, 2012 at 03:35 PM
What is it about a monkey in a coat that just cracks me up?
When I was about 6, my mother took me shopping for school clothes. We went to an odd store that also had a pet department, which I always ran right for, animal lover that I am. They had two monkeys in a cage, and one of them was pleasuring himself right in front of me, and I mean vigorously. I can still see the look on that monkey's face.
Forget the coat -- they all belong in straight jackets IMHO.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 10, 2012 at 09:22 PM
Update on "Darwin."
Posted by: Ralph | December 11, 2012 at 03:02 AM