SOON WE WILL HAVE NO BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A La Crosse man was cited for disorderly conduct on Christmas Eve after a neighbor witnessed him dancing naked in his window.

Incredibly, etc.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

On first reading, I thought it said:

Asked if he knew the officer was there, he said, “No, not really.”

Equally plausible.

[Jeff Meyerson]

So now we can't dance naked in our own window? What ever happened to the America we used to know?

[pogo]

♫ To dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand (sic) wavin' free ♪

[SW]

Nice, pogo. His anther was blowin' in the wind.

[Marc]

A neighbor calls police to complain that she can clearly see a naked man walking around inside the house next door. The police arrive to take her statement. "Where exactly did you see the man, asked the officer?" "Outside the bedroom window she replied." The officer investigates and states that he cannot see anything but the tops of trees. "Well of course not, she replied, you first have to climb up on the dresser and use these binoculars to get a clear view."

[ubetcha]

Now if it had been a woman, you can bet the neighbor would be selling tickets.

[padraig]

"he saw his naked neighbor open the curtains and knock on the window to get the attention of his girlfriend"

Another true romantic bites the dust.

[nursecindy]

Pictures??

[Ralph]

"...he saw his naked neighbor open the curtains and knock on the window to get the attention of his girlfriend...."

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his girlfiend, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. You shoulda bought a hat."

[padraig]

cindy, we don't have actual pictures, but simulated re-enactments may be possible...

[ubetcha]

ROFLMAO at Ralph!

[Dmentd]

"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"

[Steve]

Yet another case of alcohol driving a person stark raving naked.