SHOULDN'T *SHE* BE IN THE TREE?

Man spends nine months living in TREE after wife cheats on him and refuses to say sorry

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Omniskeptic]

Actually, he was mostly upset about losing his little dog. He wandered away, up a small stream, but he decided to live in the tree after he got tired of being up a creek without a poodle.

[PirateBoy]

Omni, wood yew stop making such bad puns, fir crying out loud! That last one was a little sappy.

Found on the web:
A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.

"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up. "That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pe$ker in."

[Wolfsong]

Very punny yew two.

[Steve]

Ah, how quickly we go from: “If you love and get hurt, love more.
If you love more and hurt more, love even more.
If you love even more and get hurt even more, love some more until it hurts no more...”
to: “Dispute not with her: she is lunatic.”

[Loudmouth]

So the only consolation he has had was from Rosie Palm?

[nursecindy]

No,no,no. You hurl the next-door neighbor against the tree and then you send the wife packing. If she's left him why is he still living in the tree?