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December 28, 2012

OBJECTION, DUDE

The Guy Who Brought 32 Bags of Weed into a Courtroom

(Thanks to Carolyn Henly)

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I thought for a second he bought the weed in a courtroom, which would make more sense.

If your mother is getting a restraining order against you 10 days before Christmas, you may want to reexamine your life.

Speaking of dumb@ss criminals... I got a subpoena last week because I witnessed a robbery at a convenience store a few weeks ago. I was standing near the counter when a guy grabbed two cases of beer, Bud Lite and Budweiser, and then he took off out the door. BUT! Before he ran out the door he said hi to me and asked me how I was doing. The police looked at the store surveillance tape and asked me if I had been watching him because I thought he looked suspiscious. I told them yes that was exactly why I was watching him. Actually I was looking at him because I thought he looked like D.J. Lance in the kids show "Yo Gabba Gabba". There is no way I'm telling that to a judge though.

"Ummm... this was requested from the evidence locker... am I in the right courtroom?... Oh, my mistake, excuse me..."

You should, cindy! Then they can bring him in and your granddaughter can get to meet him.

Win win.

Yo Gabba Gabba?

Is that what happens when Ramones fans get old?

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