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December 07, 2012

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

The pair of pandas the Toronto Zoo was set to receive from China for a breeding program are both female.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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No indeed. After all, same sex marriage is legal in Canada, right?

Or am I thinking of Iowa?

Isn't same sex...No wait...

The bear's name translates to "Double Smoothness?" That's going to be next year's top baby name, for sure.

um, duh. next time, look.....the males tend to have those dangly bits...

Perhaps the people sending them couldn't find the dangly bits. But I have it on good authority that they could find a dipstick in a car, so there's that.

100% infallible birth control, the holy grail of modern science.
Well, maybe not "holy" in the opinion of some people.

Panda lez porn.

No problem. They can go bar hopping together.

Or ringing doggie door bells.

They are going to stop by the adult toy store on the way to the zoo for some "goodies"

I'm sure some suitable local donor can be found, right?

Send them to Washington! (The state, of course)

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