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Squeezing breasts 'could stop growth of cancer cells'
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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December 18, 2012
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I'm going to try this therapy right now!
Wait...whose cancer cells are stopped?
Wait...who cares?!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 18, 2012 at 03:27 PM
It's up to blog guys to give our ladies a hand..or two. "Doctor's orders, my dear!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 18, 2012 at 03:49 PM
If this were true, wouldn't mammograms themselves cure cancer?
Posted by: David Emery | December 18, 2012 at 04:08 PM
I'm SURE that we have many guy blogers here who would volunteer for this worthy cause.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 18, 2012 at 04:08 PM
So when we're not fighting prostate cancer by (ahem) slapping the salami, we should be helping out women with a little squeeze?
I'm in.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 18, 2012 at 04:17 PM
"It's alright! I'm a doctor!"
**SLAP!!*
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 18, 2012 at 04:21 PM
The line forms to the right ladies!
Happy to be of service!
We must keep abreast of developments like this!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | December 18, 2012 at 04:39 PM
Imma take my healin' hands ALLLLL over the world!
Posted by: padraig | December 18, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Hands across the water,
Hands across the sky, eh pad?
We call it the helpful healthful handful.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 18, 2012 at 09:10 PM
They could have made the same argument about colon cancer, but this was more fun.
Posted by: Elon | December 18, 2012 at 09:11 PM
Elon, you go ahead and treat intestines. I know my true calling when I fondle it.
Posted by: padraig | December 18, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Wolfsong,
But you are a dentist.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 19, 2012 at 06:43 AM
Hmmm. I suspect that the researchers in question are fifteen-year-old idiot-savant boys who finished up their post-doctoral work and now have time on their, ahem, hands.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 19, 2012 at 08:15 AM
Deserving of a Nobel prize for science. Finally, a study with some true value.
Posted by: EyeGore | December 19, 2012 at 08:30 AM
I'm not a doctor, but I'll give 'em a look.
Posted by: Steve | December 19, 2012 at 09:41 AM