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Squeezing breasts 'could stop growth of cancer cells'

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[Just Some Guy]

I'm going to try this therapy right now!

Wait...whose cancer cells are stopped?

Wait...who cares?!

[Allen at Division]

It's up to blog guys to give our ladies a hand..or two. "Doctor's orders, my dear!"

[David Emery]

If this were true, wouldn't mammograms themselves cure cancer?

[MikeyVA]

I'm SURE that we have many guy blogers here who would volunteer for this worthy cause.

[Jeff Meyerson]

So when we're not fighting prostate cancer by (ahem) slapping the salami, we should be helping out women with a little squeeze?

I'm in.

[Wolfsong]

"It's alright! I'm a doctor!"

**SLAP!!*

[Riverview Dude]

The line forms to the right ladies!

Happy to be of service!

We must keep abreast of developments like this!

[padraig]

Imma take my healin' hands ALLLLL over the world!

[Loudmouth]

Hands across the water,
Hands across the sky, eh pad?

We call it the helpful healthful handful.

[Elon]

They could have made the same argument about colon cancer, but this was more fun.

[padraig]

Elon, you go ahead and treat intestines. I know my true calling when I fondle it.

[MikeyVA]

Wolfsong,

But you are a dentist.

[Omniskeptic]

Hmmm. I suspect that the researchers in question are fifteen-year-old idiot-savant boys who finished up their post-doctoral work and now have time on their, ahem, hands.

[EyeGore]

Deserving of a Nobel prize for science. Finally, a study with some true value.

[Steve]

I'm not a doctor, but I'll give 'em a look.