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December 06, 2012

KINKY

Man tells cops prostitute shorted him

(Thanks to JD)

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That had to be an interesting story

I'm sorry, sir. If someone "shorted" you, it was nature, genetics, your parents ... not some random young lady. In any contract for services, the purchaser is required, after all, to hold up his end of the stick, if you see what I'm driving at.

Ha, she said the same thing!

Is that like a wedgie?... *blink*

Exactly, jon. (and Omni)

Of course if it was a cold day he could use the Costanza Defense.

I don't think she shortedhim, methinks that nature did it.

But, Officer, I used to stand on a tripod and I can barely keep my balance, now!

Mebbe she operates on the "Fifty-minute Hour" ... Like a psychiatrist, y'know?

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