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December 16, 2012

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Police said that Lewellen, who officers described as “still enraged” then “ran down” Miller, pushed a shopping cart into her back and then jumped onto Miller’s back and punched her in the face.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Further proof there is crazy gas flowing out of the vents at Walmart.

Women and Walmart are a deadly combination at the timed of the year. (And I bet both of them were driving minivans with little antlers and red noses.)

But she'd built up such fond memories around that particular cart ...

I saw two different antlered SUV's yesterday, HogsAte, and that was in Brooklyn. God knows how many are roaming the suburbs.

We need the TSA to control WalMart: "Unattended shopping carts will be towed immediately."

The definition of the term "High Explosive" should include "Walmart shoppers at Christmas time".

Anyone going to WalMart this time of year should mellow out with some sex first. Unfortunately, people get it backwards, and put the cart before the whores.

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