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December 06, 2012

IT WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO FLORIDA AND GIVEN A DRIVER'S LICENSE

Lansing's troublesome 'traffic turkey' tranquilized, safe

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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"Safe"? Mebbe 'til it's time fer Chrisas dinner ...

* ... um ... that'd be "Christmas" ... stoopid fat fingers ...*

Yesterday I caught myself going 35 mph in the passing lane, with my turn signal on. I wasn't planning on making a turn. In my defense I was on the phone and it was important. Do I qualify for a Florida drivers license yet?

Mot unless there wuz more than $10,000 damage to other drivers tryin' to avoid y'all ...

Cindy - were you trying for a coveted and prestigious Traffic Turkey award?

Turkeys can't twitter. They have to gobble.

Ah, 'tis the holiday season and the roads are filled with turkeys.
Just like every year.

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