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December 16, 2012

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

At 3:50 a.m., a caller reported that a resident at a SE Midway Boulevard location had attempted to circumcise himself.

(Thanks to Layzeeboy and B'game)

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Whidbey Island is usually a cut above Flathead County.

Sing a song of sixpence,
A bucket full of GPS units ...

I thought police officers were trained to ask probing questions, like, "Just how do you know what a bucket of GPS units looks like, Sir?"

Home circumcision is never a good idea. Trust me. I'm a nurse. Plus it's stupid.

What? Something is not a good idea and stupid? And that's a reason not to do it? Guys everywhere are astonished.


Was Southwest Airlines involved?

At 1:01 p.m., a caller at a SE Barrington Drive location reported that a woman was wearing a jacket and a white, see-through shirt. The caller said customers were complaining because her undergarments were visible.

I'm afraid we're going to need pictures before we can make an informed decision.

And thanks to nursecindy for that professional advice. As her agent you can send me the checks.

OT: Just wanted to say thanks for the new posts. I needed something to smile about after the past couple of days.

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