HOW DO YOU SAY 'STOP HUMPING MY LEG' IN FRENCH?

Earlier this week, Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce proposed a bylaw that would require all dogs in public parks to be bi-lingual.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Update: It's a joke, thank God.

Comments

[Ralph]

The story (and the show) is satire.

[MikeyVA]

HOW DO YOU SAY 'STOP HUMPING MY LEG' IN FRENCH?

Barry Manilow.

[Loudmouth]

Benoit LaDouche (you gotta believe he's been called that a lot).

[Jeff Meyerson]

We want to know what you think:

Thanks for the update, Ralph, because I was going to say pretty much what Loudmouth said.

Also, M. LaDouche is a moron.

[Steve]

Weren't two-tounged dogs considered a sign of the Apocalypse?
Or was that two-faced politicians? I get those two mixed.

[Buck Lake]

'This is That' is a satire news show.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_That

[nursecindy]

Bonjour chein! Stop humping my leg s'il vous plait?

[Loudmouth]

Do the French poodles have to speak English, too?

[O the Umanity]

If they wanna live in my house, they can learn yhe language! N'cest paws?

(I'm reminded of the Gary Larson cartoon that depicts whut dogs actually hear/comprehend when we talk to 'em. Dunno how to find it, but the "conversation is' "blah blah blah Ginger blah blah. Blah blah Ginger blah blah")

[Jeff Meyerson]

What dogs hear.

Of course, one of nursecindy's dogs is named Ginger. Coincidence? You make the call.

[nursecindy]

My little chihuahua, Ginger, is not the smartest dog on the block iykwim. Like Dave's dog Zippy, she is my emergency back up dog. Daisy is my main dog. She's a 120 lb. yellow lab and I'm pretty sure she understands everything I say.

[Steve]

nursecindy, I successfully (and frequently) got our dogs to chase a laser light into very solid kitchen cabinets. And they LIKED IT.
Shoot, one night, I got them into a head-on with, of course, no noticeable damage.

[Dmentd]

All domestic dogs are already bilingual; they speak dog, and whatever language their human speaks. So this guy wanted to have them be trilingual?

[O the Umanity]

Tnx, Jeff ...

[Riverview Dude]

has anybody consulted with the dogs?

If they are going to be politically correct first we have to get the dogs input.

then the government will have to fund a multi million dollar study to determine the impact on their self esteem and the long term impact associated with these actions.

let's write a grant request

[Wolfsong]

In related news, all dogs have demanded that French speaking humans everywhere on the planet immediately surrender.

Bone-jour chien!