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December 14, 2012

HOW DO YOU SAY 'STOP HUMPING MY LEG' IN FRENCH?

Earlier this week, Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce proposed a bylaw that would require all dogs in public parks to be bi-lingual.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Update: It's a joke, thank God.

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The story (and the show) is satire.

HOW DO YOU SAY 'STOP HUMPING MY LEG' IN FRENCH?

Barry Manilow.

Benoit LaDouche (you gotta believe he's been called that a lot).

We want to know what you think:

Thanks for the update, Ralph, because I was going to say pretty much what Loudmouth said.

Also, M. LaDouche is a moron.

Weren't two-tounged dogs considered a sign of the Apocalypse?
Or was that two-faced politicians? I get those two mixed.

'This is That' is a satire news show.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_That

Bonjour chein! Stop humping my leg s'il vous plait?

Do the French poodles have to speak English, too?

If they wanna live in my house, they can learn yhe language! N'cest paws?

(I'm reminded of the Gary Larson cartoon that depicts whut dogs actually hear/comprehend when we talk to 'em. Dunno how to find it, but the "conversation is' "blah blah blah Ginger blah blah. Blah blah Ginger blah blah")

What dogs hear.

Of course, one of nursecindy's dogs is named Ginger. Coincidence? You make the call.

My little chihuahua, Ginger, is not the smartest dog on the block iykwim. Like Dave's dog Zippy, she is my emergency back up dog. Daisy is my main dog. She's a 120 lb. yellow lab and I'm pretty sure she understands everything I say.

nursecindy, I successfully (and frequently) got our dogs to chase a laser light into very solid kitchen cabinets. And they LIKED IT.
Shoot, one night, I got them into a head-on with, of course, no noticeable damage.

All domestic dogs are already bilingual; they speak dog, and whatever language their human speaks. So this guy wanted to have them be trilingual?

Tnx, Jeff ...

has anybody consulted with the dogs?

If they are going to be politically correct first we have to get the dogs input.

then the government will have to fund a multi million dollar study to determine the impact on their self esteem and the long term impact associated with these actions.

let's write a grant request

In related news, all dogs have demanded that French speaking humans everywhere on the planet immediately surrender.

Bone-jour chien!

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