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December 21, 2012

HO HO HO, DUDE

Magic Mushrooms May Explain Santa & His 'Flying' Reindeer

(Thanks to jon harris)

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WHA?

Poopus magnus.

This research is the result of eating too many Brussels sprouts. Or Amanita muscaria, whichever. Or having seen Fantasia too many times.

So Santa feeds his reindeer magic mushrooms so they get high and he can take his trip?

Ultimately, everything... including the recurring antics in our nation's capitol... can be reduced to eating hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Cheech & Chong had a similar explanation having to do with magic Colombian fairy dust.

Every time I found a magic mushroom, I scored 50 points, and Super Mario increased in size (The video game character , you perverts!)

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