GROOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR
In addition to speeding at an estimated 100 mph, Thompson was cited for resisting law enforcement, criminal recklessness and reckless driving in his Jeep Grand Cherokee. But Thompson, who did not make the ceremony, did manage to evade police long enough to pull into the church parking lot where his wedding was about to take place.
(Thanks to jon harris)

What's a "groomof"? Sounds Russian.
Posted by: wiredog | December 12, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Was the church on Cumberland Road?
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/shenandoah/church_on_cumberland_road.html
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 12, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I taught in the Porter Co. School system in 1981. I may have taught his parents.
Posted by: LeDud | December 12, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Presumably you weren't teaching family planning.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 12, 2012 at 12:49 PM
At least he wasn't running away at 100 mph...
Posted by: jon | December 12, 2012 at 12:51 PM
I wonder if their wedding registry was at Bed Bath Salts & Beyond.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 12, 2012 at 02:25 PM
Sounds like no matter what the happy couple has done up to now, his maturity is untouched.
Posted by: Steve | December 12, 2012 at 03:52 PM
So let me see if I understand this: he was late to his wedding so Thompson responded by accelerating, doing a "doughnut" and "creating a thick blanket of tire smoke," according to the police report obtained by the Times.
Or was he just that happy to get married?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 12, 2012 at 04:33 PM
Jeff...Clearly he was signaling the depth of his feelings for his bride, and the level of his commitment to the relationship. "Jeez, honey...you SAW the smoke cloud! You KNOW I tried...oh man, don't get all hysterical on me. Sheeeit. Women!"
Posted by: Betsy | December 12, 2012 at 09:48 PM