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December 26, 2012

GOD HELP THE AUDITORS

German tax collectors suggest toilet logs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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If I were one of those truck drivers, I'd turn in my logs written on toilet paper.

My BIL was a trucker for a short time.
He reported on driving across the desert one time. Since there was a lack of facilities and cover, he carried a coffee can for Sunday morning quality time.
He had pulled over and was literally "on the can" but having some trouble caused by lack of fiber and too much time sitting.
Right then, another truck drifted off the highway and sideswiped his, causing a horrible racket and removing his driver's rear view mirror.
Problem solved, he noted.

"I'll be damned if I'll keep logs about Toilet usage"--reportedly what Mr. Scott said to mr. Spock...
oh, nevermind...wrong show wrong situation.

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