EITHER THAT, OR HE'S A FLORIDIAN

“The smell of an alcoholic beverage and the fact that Govedich lost control of his vehicle, drove it over a curb, through a yard, across a driveway and struck a house led me to believe that Govedich was driving under the influence of alcohol,” the officer wrote in the arrest report.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[MikeyVA]

YA think, Officer?

[JAG]

So did he kill a snake, too?

[Omniskeptic]

Maybe we could beta the ASBO concept with this guy. Require him to keep his voice down while driving into houses.

[Clankie]

Dacula...? Is that where the vampies live ?

[Fred]

यह सब अच्छा आदमी देश की सहायता के लिए आने के लिए समय है बेवकूफ हैं.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Translation of Fred's comment:

"It's all good men to come to the aid of the country are stupid time."

Ooohkaay...

[Omniskeptic]

Oh, boy! It's stupid time!

[Ken_in_SC (@Ken_in_SC)]

I think this is in Georgia. Maybe a Floridian passing through.