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December 21, 2012


Phuket 7-Eleven scythe robber arrested

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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"During questioning by police, Mr Winai reportedly confessed not only to multiple bag snatchings and thefts ..."

... but to thirty-six other unsolved crimes in the area, including four homicides, nine kidnappings, starting the Second World War, spreading swine flu, and single-handedly bringing about the apocalypse. Authorities commended the police for their good work.

Mr. Winai was quoted as saying "It's a fair cop, but society is to blame."

The Grim Reaper (notice I capitalize his name) uses one of those things. I'd give him the money.

For the record, we are NOT laughing at the name of the town that this occurred in.

No, we're saving that for today's story of the giant serpent.


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