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December 11, 2012

CLASSY!

During a beachfront wedding on Marco Island, police said a drunken local disrupted a couple’s nuptials by running back and forth behind the altar, shouting obscenities and lobbing unopened beer cans, at one point hitting the best man in the back, police said.

No need to guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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A 22 year old veteran? I don't think so. A true vetern would never act this way. Moron.

What's wrong? I do this all the time, here. "Get off my street, students! I'm a local!" Except they tend to throw the beer cans back, empty.

cindy, it could have been worse. Remember this guy?

some guys just can't wait to get beat.

He just wanted to make sure their special day was one they'd never forget.

I bring fire arms to every wedding that I attend so that this will not happen.

Tonight on pay-per-view! It's Drunkman vs. Bridezilla!
(Now tell me you wouldn't pay to see this show.)

Stay classy Marco!

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