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December 31, 2012

CHRISTMAS IN OMAHA

Santa Accused of Spreading His Holiday Flatulence Downtown

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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At the risk of offending a number of Cornhuskers, isn't most of the smell around downtown anyway?

Blame it on the elves.

"I'm a victim. I mean, can you not free range fart in public?" asked Sneller.

Amen, dude.

Regifting is another option.

Free range barking spiders? Are they Certified Organic?

Most of the time a good ripper is followed by a round of HoHoHo.

I know what snuff is, (what I call) but what is the huff? Don't we all do the demeaning at times? Holiday cheer is forgetting to say, so spread some

Sometimes the dragon just roars.
Sometimes it bites.

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