BOND. JAMES BOND.
Drunken man fell out of car with his pants down; claimed to be an assassin
Guess the state.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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December 05, 2012
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Send him back to South Africa
Posted by: poker | December 05, 2012 at 09:20 AM
I had a drunk man show up in the er acting this way about 10 years ago. He dislocated my shoulder. They say he'll be out of intensive care any day now.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 05, 2012 at 09:33 AM
More like James Bombed.
Posted by: Ford79 | December 05, 2012 at 09:48 AM
Bond. Bottled in Bond.
And, St. Augustine? Only slightly surprised.
Posted by: Steve | December 05, 2012 at 10:03 AM
The state of severe intoxication.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 05, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Secret agent man,
Secret agent man,
They've given you a number,
And taken away your gin.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 05, 2012 at 10:15 AM
He is an assassin. He killed at least two bottles of something.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 05, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Is it the sun down there or what that shrivels up the geezers like that? We probably have as many old ne're-do-wells up here, but at least some of ours are fat.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 05, 2012 at 11:10 AM
It seems to me that we need a clear delineation of the difference between "drunk" and "drunken". I propose that this was a "drunk" man. If he had been "drunken", we should be looking for the beast that drank him.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 05, 2012 at 11:39 AM
His hair actually looks well groomed. He also needs to learn how to smile.
Posted by: LeDud | December 05, 2012 at 12:04 PM
LeDud,
Looks like he is missing certain teeth. Perhaps all of them.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 05, 2012 at 01:00 PM
You sure that's not Geddy Lee?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | December 05, 2012 at 01:24 PM
No extra work for the Florida DMV. He's probably already got a license...for a while, at least.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 05, 2012 at 02:07 PM
@Emmett - Driving drunk gets you an automatic extension.
Posted by: markhh | December 05, 2012 at 04:11 PM