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Actual press release:
Need a good gift for health-conscious family and friends? Give the gift of a better bathroom experience this holiday season with the Squatty Potty, a toilet footstool that makes it easier to assume the squatting position for more effective colon elimination.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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At three for the price of two, it would make a very considerate hostess gift to install at the beginning of any party and leave behind as a reminder of your visit.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 03, 2012 at 01:39 PM
Yes, there were no colons used in the promotion of that product!
Me, I'd call it "Squatty:Potty" and see who noticed....
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 03, 2012 at 01:57 PM
3 stools for the price of 2
They charge you by the stool now? Is there a coin slot or can I just swipe my ATM card?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 03, 2012 at 02:03 PM
Helps keep that planet healthy too. You know the one.
Posted by: Clankie | December 03, 2012 at 02:38 PM
Pluto? No, they down-graded it. It's only a minor ...
What?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 03, 2012 at 02:50 PM
An absolute essential for the so-called "handicapped-accessible" public stalls.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 03, 2012 at 02:53 PM
I think some blogger wives are going to be speechless at Christmas this year.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 03, 2012 at 02:59 PM
they're "breaking the silence"!
me too! har!
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 03, 2012 at 03:31 PM
Apparently that is the best position for, umm, lower regional health. Prevents hemorrhoids (or was that stairoids?) and hernias and such.
I do not intend to test that theory out, however.
Posted by: wiredog | December 03, 2012 at 03:42 PM
They to sell some type of crane device to help the squatters get back up.
Posted by: LeDud | December 03, 2012 at 04:42 PM
I suppose you could swipe your card, but why not use the paper?
Posted by: Veldy | December 03, 2012 at 04:51 PM
I'd have to see an actual stool sample before buying.
Posted by: Ralph | December 03, 2012 at 05:33 PM
I lived in Asia for three years, way back when I was not on the geezer bus. And the effect of squat toilets on my football knees was not good. Plus there was always the concern about 25-foot-long pythons grabbing your dangly bits. I will pass on the squatter pooper, Santa.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 03, 2012 at 08:23 PM
I need my colon. I do not want to eliminate it. Thanks.
Posted by: markhh | December 04, 2012 at 05:50 AM
*snorks* @ all, & you're right, markhh: 'more effective colon elimination' -
guess we've all been poopin semi-colons ;)
Posted by: ligirl | December 04, 2012 at 06:53 AM
and it missed the gift list!
Posted by: queensbee | December 04, 2012 at 07:46 AM
People who use this pee outside the box.
Posted by: Steve | December 04, 2012 at 10:41 AM
or stink outside the box?
Posted by: mazar larry | December 04, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I haven't squatted to potty since I was in Girl Scout camp. Ain't gonna do it now.
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 04, 2012 at 12:54 PM