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December 12, 2012


Husband trying to wow wife with housework irons his own face

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)


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So it wasn't flat and smooth enough to suit him?

Alcohol may have been involved....

One of the secrets I learned early on in my relations with the fairer sex is that if you screw up a household task, you won't be asked to do it again. This guy went too far. I would have burned one of her blouses instead.

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."

If you can't believe The Sun who can you believe?

Rim shot needed for ligirl...hee hee..

how'd you burn the other ear?

I had to call 911, didn't I?

Polish. Beer. TV. Boxing. Guy. Hot iron.

Whut could possibly go worng?

sniifff... ah, bullsh1t!

Shame on you WVplantman! For future reference, it's hot side down.

Who uses a phone with a cord these days?

The ends justify the means....


Pole Passes Pleats, Presses Puss.

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