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If the monkey was a union member there would be no problem. his fellow apes would just beat 'em all up.
Posted by: Rick in Galveston | December 12, 2012 at 04:11 PM
Born free...free to follow your dream...
Tomorrow's headline: Drunk monkey found gorging on bananas in fruit warehouse.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 12, 2012 at 04:45 PM
He's in Canada. He already has healthcare benefits.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 12, 2012 at 05:28 PM
" He doesn't tell me what tunes to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money. "
Posted by: Clankie | December 12, 2012 at 05:47 PM
I know some people who had themselves declared an "emancipated minor" by the court. Maybe Darwin could do that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 12, 2012 at 06:47 PM
Sigh. It's a rhesus macacque. The little bugger is going to get to be 18 to 20 pounds of adult monkey with teeth and an attitude. Macaca mulatta is not a pet. Furthermore, it's a social animal. Raising one without a group of other mindless, backbiting little monkeys to interact with is cruel. Therefore, send it to Washington.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 12, 2012 at 09:14 PM
I bet if the monkey pulls off its mask you will find Snooki.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 13, 2012 at 12:55 AM
At our local IKEA it's Midnight Madness tomorrow. Gonna give it a miss 'cause the place is always a zoo.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | December 13, 2012 at 04:01 AM