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December 10, 2012


Bar raided after selling 'whale meat' cocktail

(Thanks to DaninTustin)


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Yuck! even without the "whale infusion"...

Re: Drunk girl in the corner: Thar she blows!!

Next, we have number four, the Moby Dick. Am I right in thinking there's a real whale in here?

Yes, a little one.

What sort of whale?

A dead one!

So.. This is kind of like a shrimp cocktail without the shrimp...?

Being raided by the Border Force is just a bit . . . Narwhalian.


"Whosoever of ye raises me a white-headed whale with a wrinkled brow and a crooked jaw; whosoever of ye raises me that white-headed whale with three holes punctured in his starboard fluke -- look ye, whosoever of ye raises me that same white whale, he shall have this gold ounce, my boys!"

I am reminded of Johnny Carson's "Spoom" for some reason......

It be a mighty fine drink.

Call me, Ishmael.

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