Dave Barry's Blog

HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SOMETIMES ALARMING WONDERFUL PEOPLE

Have fun tonight. But please remember the values for which this blog stands. Thank you.

TOUGH CRITIC

Replica of Michelangelo's David has penis cut off

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GOLF UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Golf Update.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CHRISTMAS IN OMAHA

Santa Accused of Spreading His Holiday Flatulence Downtown

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

We Trick Five Beautiful Girls Into Drinking Feces Wine

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GUYS IN HOLIDAY ACTION

Not sure how to get rid of your Christmas Tree? Inventors reveal how to turn it into a ROCKET

Key Rocket Name: "Missle Toe"

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GETTING EVERYBODY IN THE MOOD

Classic New Year’s Eve Rock Posters

(Thanks to Ben Marks)

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Control This Roach Via Twitter

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND THEY'RE DONATING COSTUMES!

Sweden thanks Abba for the music with an all-singing, all-dancing museum

(Thanks to Monique)

IN FLORIDA, PEOPLE GRIND THEM UP AND SMOKE THEM

A Florida fossils dealer has admitted smuggling dinosaur bones into the US, including those of a 70-million-year-old Tyrannosaurus bataar from Mongolia.

(Thanks to Barbara A)