Dave Barry's Blog

NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT IT

A British doctor saved the life of a 77-year-old patient by injecting a shot of alcohol straight into his heart!

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

It also works for cows.

(Thanks to The Perts)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

‘Drunken’ British man arrested after driving stolen car on to Amsterdam airport runway

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHAT, NO LAPTOP?

Brazilian tries to smuggle a Blackberry, recharger, earphones and sim card into prison (all hidden in his bottom)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY SNAPPED UP ALL THE SALE ITEMS

Sharks Escape Into Chinese Mall After Their Tank Shatters

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Hotel recovers missing gorilla statue

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

AW

Blind dog Abby finds her way home in depths of Alaskan winter

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THE NEWS FROM GUANGZHOU

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the News from Guangzhou.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IMAGE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Flatulence pants fly off the shelves in Japan

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OOPS

Vermont State Police say a man faces a drunken driving charge after driving onto the lawn of the historic home in Dorset once owned by the co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous.

(Thanks to Poker)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Recent increase noted in pubic hair grooming injuries

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IF THIS DOESN'T SAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

50,000 Endangered Species Condoms to Be Handed Out at Year-end Events

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)