Dave Barry's Blog

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Cricket wicket badly damaged by teens in underwear

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

A PAIR OF SHOES AND A FLORIDA LICENSE ARE ON THE WAY

"Then I saw both feet out of the window and I thought: bloody hell.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CANCEL THOSE PLANS FOR THE MOBILE MOONPIE DROP

Phuket megaparty ‘almost confirmed’ for Patong

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GOD HELP THE AUDITORS

German tax collectors suggest toilet logs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'PEACE ON EARTH' DOES NOT INCLUDE FLATHEAD COUNTY

10:49 p.m. Someone saw a man dressed in all black standing on the side of Highway 206 staring at cars.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUESS THE STATE

The self-described King of Rock and Roll Debauchery was arrested early Saturday during a house party at the Sausage Castle

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CANADA: LAND OF PASSION

'Moose Sex Project' aims for love corridor between N.S., N.B.

(Thanks to The Perts)

SO THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL

VINNY FROM 'JERSEY SHORE'  I Wanna Be a Politician

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING SWANKY...

Giant Moonpie To Fall New Year's Eve In Mobile To The Sounds Of The Commodores

More things to be dropped New Year's Eve here.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

TOUGH TO VIE IN THAT CONDITION

Vikings vying for playoffs with sore Peterson

(Thanks to kenzen)

BRILLIANT

A New York state woman whose car crashed through the front door of a house, nearly hitting a woman watching TV, was trying to distract police, police said....

Sarnowski started driving at the high speed to distract the town officer who had pulled over a friend of hers for possible drunken driving, police said.

(Thanks to Monique)

THE DOWNSIDE: THEY'RE ALWAYS HITTING ON THE COPIER

Telepresence robots let employees 'beam' into work

(Thanks to The Perts)