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December 24, 2012

HAVE A COOL YULE, EVERYONE

And remember: Walter knows if you've been bad or good...

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...but Walter doesn't care.

A CHRISTMAS REPORT FROM THE AMAZING STEVE

Everyone (except me) was out of the house tonight, so I decided to do something completely uncharacteristic and be productive. I opened all the boxes I’d been getting over the last week and started to wrap everything.

I got down to the final package, which should have been a couple of presents for my wife. Much to my surprise, the package contained one item, and it was not what I ordered. After being on the phone to India (twice), they are going to send me a replacement.

And, I have to say, of all the things they could have sent, nothing could have surprised me more than the super hero underwear I received. “The Flash” super hero underwear, size men’s large. Not sure who’d want to have that label associated with them, but the store told me in no uncertain terms that I could keep them. I told them in no uncertain terms that the underwear arrived in a sealed clear plastic wrapper and will stay that way.

Merry Christmas!

Steve Pietrowicz

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Thought-controlled beer taps?

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HANDEL

Pesky Ottawa turkeys prompt Christmas warning

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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