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December 22, 2012

THE ONLY KNOWN CURE IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO 'COPACABANA'

Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

IOWA IS TEEMING WITH THEM

Iowa Court: Bosses Can Fire 'Irresistible' Workers

(Thanks to jon harris)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Judge Rules Louisiana Woman Can Design Christmas Lights To Flip Off Neighbors

(Thanks to Loudmouth, who says "Happy holiday gestures")

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Deputies find crack in suspect's underpants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

The FedEx driver delivereth; the UPS man taketh away.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HAVE A SEAT

Man Arrested After He Converts His Bathroom Into Illegal Dentist’s Office

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

TRANSFER HIM TO WASHINGTON

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

(Thanks to Robert Mathis, Jeff Meyerson coscolo, Unholy Slacker and Peter Metrinko)

DUCKS HEARD 'QUACKING FRANTICALLY'

‘Giant serpent’ invades island near Phuket

(Thanks to Ralph)

SIGH

The Georgia Crawford County High School sophomore John George III had planned to come to school dressed as Santa. He posted on his Facebook page "Students of cchs ur in for a big surprise tomorrow ." But someone who saw the post found it threatening–and called the police.

(Thanks to jon harris)

 
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