Dave Barry's Blog

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE LEGAL

Brussels sprouts 'overdose' hospitalised man at Christmas

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HO HO HO, DUDE

Magic Mushrooms May Explain Santa & His 'Flying' Reindeer

(Thanks to jon harris)

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW HE GOT IT

llinois Man Sentenced for Illegally Transporting East Texas Deer Semen

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

PUT A TAIL ON IT

Woman reports 'stalker' pigeon to police

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

Is this America's most lavishly decorated home? Neighbors' outrage at house with 180,000 lights, a 20ft Ferris wheel... and a miniature horse dressed as a reindeer

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUYS IN ACTION

Here's how a guy takes out the garbage.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

 

LET'S INTRODUCE HIM TO THE ASBO WOMAN

Man bites snake

(Thanks to Ralph)

FUN GAL

A nagging wife has been given an ASBO after keeping neighbours awake for three years with her constant quibbling.

(Thanks to Ralph)

EITHER THAT, OR HE'S A FLORIDIAN

“The smell of an alcoholic beverage and the fact that Govedich lost control of his vehicle, drove it over a curb, through a yard, across a driveway and struck a house led me to believe that Govedich was driving under the influence of alcohol,” the officer wrote in the arrest report.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

CSI: PHUKET

Phuket 7-Eleven scythe robber arrested

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE

Mealworms: The Future of Farm-to-Table Dining?

(Thanks to Jon Clemence)

JUSTIN BIEBER UPDATE

The California Hamster Association is after him.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)