Dave Barry's Blog

WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS BEING FUN

Seven Charged In Matteson Chuck E. Cheese’s Brawl

(Thanks to Chuck "E." Cody)

SHOULDN'T *SHE* BE IN THE TREE?

Man spends nine months living in TREE after wife cheats on him and refuses to say sorry

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT

Invasion of the mystery worms

(Thanks to Ralph)

PRINCESS PEACH WILL NOT LIKE THIS

Police say a man dressed as a Super Mario Brother has been arrested for groping a woman in New York City's Times Square.

(Thanks to Michael McNelis)

GUESS THE STATE

Flamingo lawn ornament attack in Hobe Sound

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE TIGER IS *NOT* HAPPY

A TIGER'S penis, whole skinned frogs and a bear's gall bladder were some of the quirky finds Border Compliance officials caught travellers with at Australian airports this year.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BUT THEN HIS NICKNAME WOULD BE INACCURATE

Court asks Naked Rambler to put on underwear

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND JOAN RIVERS WANTS IT BACK

Archaeologists Find World's Oldest Bra

(Thanks to Wiredog)

WE ARE EITHER FOR OR AGAINST THIS, DEPENDING ON WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS

EU to uphold export ban on Swedish snus

(Thanks to The Perts)

PARENTHOOD

They believe he was acting out over his son’s one-day suspension. In a TV interview, Festerman said his whole family enjoys carrying out “Liquid Ass ” pranks wherever they go...

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

CSI: SWEDEN

Burning goat tattoos arouse police suspicion

(Thanks to The Perts)

RIBBIT, DUDE

Scientists Look For New Drugs In Skin Of Russian Frog

(Thanks to jon harris)

IT'S A JACKET *AND* A SUITCASE!

It's Jaktogo!

(Thanks to jon harris)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Sheriff’s Arrest Woman Suspected Of Christmas Decoration Thefts

(Thanks to Crhis Elzi)

Denny's Christmas Tree Set Aflame By Man Angry About Long Wait

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT WAS EITHER THAT, OR USE 'HONEY BOO BOO' VIEWERS

Boeing uses potatoes to simulate humans in test of Wi-Fi signals

(Thanks to PirateBoy and Jan in Grimsby)