Dave Barry's Blog

HEY, THE RULES ARE THE RULES

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn’t wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL

Angry resident turns hose on church choir

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

THE NEWS FROM INDIA

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you The News From India.

(Thanks to The Perts)

AT LEAST IT WASN'T AN EAGLE

Leaping crocodile lands on tourist

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Christmas Tree Vibrator

(Thanks to wiredog)

YIKES

An eagle almost snatches a kid.

Could this be fake?

Update: Apparently, it could.

Advisory: Bad word that a person might say when he sees an eagle trying to snatch a kid.

(Thanks to wiredog, Arteme and Jeff Meyerson)

 

NEWS FROM THE ART WORLD

Behold the the 2012 winner of the coveted Turnip Prize. 

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

SALEM, N.H. —Six people were taken into custody Sunday in Salem after a fight broke out at the Mall at Rockingham Park over a parking space.

(Thanks to Poker and Monique)