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December 13, 2012

YOU FIRST

Ask Uncle Wang

URINE THE NEWS

Edmonton cop who urinated on colleague gets job back

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Husband arrested for urinating on wife

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS MIGHT BE A JOKE, BUT WE DON'T CARE

The Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'CASANUS'

Belgian Hotel Lets You Spend a Night in the Human Digestive System

(Thanks to Ralph and funny man)

WCPGW?*

A teacher in France has been suspended after allegedly asking pupils to write an essay from the viewpoint of a suicidal teenager, officials say.

(Thanks to jon harris)

*What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

TIP OF THE ICEBERG

The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012

(Thanks to Renaldo, Warren Anderson and Mary Klaebel)

WHICH IS OF COURSE EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

Teen who smoked K2 arrested for calling 911 to report odd dream

Guess the state.

(Thanks to The Perts)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Suspects sought after Florida woman reports stolen driveway

(Thanks to Brett Harris)

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Stray sheep Sally wanders away from Bulls Creek

This has been the News from Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Farmhand busted for 'having sex with miniature donkey named Doodle' claims Florida's bestiality laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE TENSION IN FLATHEAD COUNTY COULD NOT BE RATCHETED UP ANY HIGHER

6:49 p.m. Reportedly, someone on Craigslist is attempting to find the owner of a dead opossum.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Pig weighing nearly 300 pounds found in wrecked car

(Thanks to jon harris)

TIME TO GET OUT OF THE CAR

Maine woman realizes cat she rescued is bobcat

(Thanks to JD)

THE FORCE IS STRONG OVER THERE

Today's Census figures show that 176,632 people in England and Wales identify themselves as Jedi Knights, making it the most popular faith in the "Other Religions" category on the Census and the seventh most popular faith overall.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

STRICT!

Amsterdam to ban smoking pot in school

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT BUTTER

Thieves make off with 400 tonnes of corn from Quebec farm

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Mutant Rats

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

 
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