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December 12, 2012

ALSO A JOB WITH HEALTHCARE BENEFITS

The owner of a monkey caught wandering outside an Ikea store in Toronto says the tiny primate should have the "right to choose" who he wants to live with.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

CANADIAN LITERARY UPDATE

400 urine-stained library books destroyed in Leamington

(Thanks to Arteme)

HISTORIC

Hitler's toilet seat unearthed

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

LOOK UP, DUDE

U.S. border patrol officers find 33 cans of marijuana in the desert near the border that they believe were fired from a cannon in Mexico.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

GROOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR

In addition to speeding at an estimated 100 mph, Thompson was cited for resisting law enforcement, criminal recklessness and reckless driving in his Jeep Grand Cherokee. But Thompson, who did not make the ceremony, did manage to evade police long enough to pull into the church parking lot where his wedding was about to take place.

(Thanks to jon harris)

MOTORISTS OF GEORGIA:

Be careful.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

FLORIDA LICENSES AND TREATS ARE ON THEIR WAY

New Zealand rescue dogs pass their driving tests

(Thanks to many people)

AN IMPORTANT LESSON FOR ALL OF US

Husband trying to wow wife with housework irons his own face

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER THAN A POODLE RUSTLER

Surveillance shows thieves concealing stolen poodle in coat at Walmart

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

TECHNOLOGY

iPhone thief sends photo of self to owner of phone

(Thanks to The Perts)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Novak Djokovic buys the world’s entire supply of donkey cheese

(Thanks to jon harris)

UH-OH

Lady Beavers on vendetta

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

POSTDOCTORAL FELLOW OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Postdoctoral Fellow of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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