Dave Barry's Blog

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Gold pills to make your poop shine

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

FROM SEARSSSSSS

Woman Orders a Dishwasher, Gets a Complimentary Snake

(Thanks to jon harris)

CLASSY!

During a beachfront wedding on Marco Island, police said a drunken local disrupted a couple’s nuptials by running back and forth behind the altar, shouting obscenities and lobbing unopened beer cans, at one point hitting the best man in the back, police said.

No need to guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FACING IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE THAN SITTING ON IT

Anyone for frozen pees? Commuters face frozen toilet seat on Polish train

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

FRANCE ON EVEN HIGHER ALERT

'Near-space balloon,' launched by Wisconsin man in Iowa, crash lands in tree north of Grand Rapids

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

THIS WILL SURELY DO THE TRICK

Great ball of China: Farmer builds survival pod to save him (and 13 others) from tsunami, earthquake... and Mayan doomsday

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

London Attacked by Giant Rubber Duck

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NO, REALLY, WE'RE FINE

The healing power of maggot slime

(Thanks to jon harris)

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE SALES-TRAINING VIDEO FOR AN ANCHORAGE SOUVENIR STORE....

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

WARNING: Your toe could be set to tapping.