Dave Barry's Blog

MILKING IS SO LAST WEEK

Now everybody's porting.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'VIRTUALLY?'

But here's a job description that virtually nobody would likely be jealous of: professional fart-smeller.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

Beer will beat back dangerous virus, if you can chug 30 cans

(Thanks to Eric Keenan)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Coconut-Flavored Pineapples Invented by Mistake by Australian Scientists

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

BE ON THE LOOKOUT, PEOPLE OF CANADA

Monkey was wearing coat, diapers

(Thanks to John Finn)

WAIT... WHAT WAS THAT MAYAN PROPHECY AGAIN?

Large, Peanut-Shaped Asteroid Headed Toward Earth

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE CAR-WASH VIDEO THIS YEAR...

IN this video a woman takes a shower at the car wash. She appears to pooped her pants.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Advisory: You may regret seeing video.