Dave Barry's Blog

SPORTS UPDATE

Stay classy, Liam Ridgewell.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S ABOUT TIME

Crooks clean out Victoria's Secret panties

(Thanks to The Perts)

WAIT... IS THAT *LEGAL?*

CBS Affiliate Bans Lindsay Lohan Stories

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS COULD BE STOPPED WITH TINY IPHONES

Video of MRI scan shows twins appearing to fight in the womb

(Thanks to Loudmouth, who says, "Mom, he's breathing my amniotic fluid. Stop touching me. Mom, are we there yet. Hey, stay on your side of the placenta...")

GUYS IN ACTION, II

Man uses a cordless drill to eat an entire ear of corn in 10 seconds

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUYS IN ACTION

Kansas dad tries cutting BB from son's head with utility knife

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT

"When asked why she was running around the hotel in her bra and panties and knocking on the other guest doors waking them up, she said she was pregnant," a report states.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

EVIDENTLY HE COULDN'T FIND THE KEYS

Georgian strongman pulls eight-tonne truck over 20metres using his ear

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 

CSI: MAINE

Missing scallop guts found in associate professor's car

(Thanks to Ralph)

AS STATED EXPLICITLY IN THE CONSTITUTION

The right to go jogging in the nude has been upheld by the High Court.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

THE HERALD HUNT

It's over! And it was a great day: lots of sun, lots of confused but happy people wandering around the Grove. Thanks to everybody who came out.

IS THERE AN OFFICER, PROBLEM?

A German man was arrested for drink driving - after he tried to use a breathalyser to make a phone call.

(Thanks to Ralph, and Jeff Meyerson)