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November 08, 2012

WOMEN

Do not mess with them.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Anytime a woman wants to talk about the "relationship", run... quickly!

"We have to talk" never ends well.

I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
You're lookin' good Tacara Woods!
She asked me to stay and she told me to not go too far
So I looked around and I noticed a nice big crowbar...
I sat on the rug biding my time drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said "It's time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning & just wouldn't 'yield'
I told her 'I'm HORNY!' and crawled off to smash her windshield
She threw the crowbar, I ran so far, chased by her car...
Then, she blew a tire - Don't want your goods! Tacara Woods !

True love's way runs...through the neighbors' yards? At the highest speed he can manage?
Oh, and ligirl, bravo to another Beatles fan.

Stay off her lawn dude!

haiku:

midday november
having read the sad story
ligirl brought a smile

thank you ligirl!

Blog guys, I'd like to talk about our relationship.

OK cindy, but first I'm gonna hide the car keys.

cindy, whatever we did we're sorry.

I was going to make a nasty, sexist comment about how even taking shortcuts through yards, this young woman was unable to run over her target, but then I thought better of it. Although I do have to point out that if this was in Florida, she would never have been taken in, but would probably have been given a "good driver" citation for managing to avoid everybody even though she was driving with a busted windshield.

Someone tried to kill someone else. What's funny or interesting about this one?

Dear You,
At least she missed.
Mostly.
Any landing you walk away from...

Yeah "You", if she'd been bearing down on you I bet you would have found it interesting. Well, maybe not funny. Not until you're retelling the story to your buddies in the bar, anyway.

Scheduled for court the same day???

More charges pending.

Ligirl, I are impressed. Has to be some pretty deep brain etching of the Beatles type to come up with that one.
Furthermore, I think John woulda liked it!

I would have given him a bikini wax.

awesome (((mudstuffin)))

- you made my day

JohnR, this couldn't happen in Florida, or at least in St. Pete, because nobody has yards. I know Meriden CT well, so I'm not at all surprised.

An escalated version of the Tiger Woods story?

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