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Anytime a woman wants to talk about the "relationship", run... quickly!
Posted by: jon | November 08, 2012 at 01:09 PM
"We have to talk" never ends well.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 08, 2012 at 01:13 PM
I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
You're lookin' good Tacara Woods!
She asked me to stay and she told me to not go too far
So I looked around and I noticed a nice big crowbar...
I sat on the rug biding my time drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said "It's time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning & just wouldn't 'yield'
I told her 'I'm HORNY!' and crawled off to smash her windshield
She threw the crowbar, I ran so far, chased by her car...
Then, she blew a tire - Don't want your goods! Tacara Woods !
Posted by: ligirl | November 08, 2012 at 01:27 PM
True love's way runs...through the neighbors' yards? At the highest speed he can manage?
Oh, and ligirl, bravo to another Beatles fan.
Posted by: Steve | November 08, 2012 at 02:01 PM
Stay off her lawn dude!
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | November 08, 2012 at 02:30 PM
haiku:
midday november
having read the sad story
ligirl brought a smile
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 08, 2012 at 02:46 PM
thank you ligirl!
Posted by: queensbee | November 08, 2012 at 03:02 PM
Blog guys, I'd like to talk about our relationship.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 08, 2012 at 03:27 PM
OK cindy, but first I'm gonna hide the car keys.
Posted by: padraig | November 08, 2012 at 03:41 PM
cindy, whatever we did we're sorry.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 08, 2012 at 03:46 PM
I was going to make a nasty, sexist comment about how even taking shortcuts through yards, this young woman was unable to run over her target, but then I thought better of it. Although I do have to point out that if this was in Florida, she would never have been taken in, but would probably have been given a "good driver" citation for managing to avoid everybody even though she was driving with a busted windshield.
Posted by: JohnR | November 08, 2012 at 04:34 PM
Someone tried to kill someone else. What's funny or interesting about this one?
Posted by: You | November 08, 2012 at 04:49 PM
Dear You,
At least she missed.
Mostly.
Any landing you walk away from...
Posted by: Steve | November 08, 2012 at 04:51 PM
Yeah "You", if she'd been bearing down on you I bet you would have found it interesting. Well, maybe not funny. Not until you're retelling the story to your buddies in the bar, anyway.
Posted by: padraig | November 08, 2012 at 05:02 PM
Scheduled for court the same day???
More charges pending.
Posted by: JD | November 08, 2012 at 05:06 PM
Ligirl, I are impressed. Has to be some pretty deep brain etching of the Beatles type to come up with that one.
Furthermore, I think John woulda liked it!
Posted by: Wolfsong | November 08, 2012 at 05:47 PM
I would have given him a bikini wax.
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 09, 2012 at 07:13 AM
awesome (((mudstuffin)))
- you made my day
Posted by: ligirl | November 09, 2012 at 07:22 AM
JohnR, this couldn't happen in Florida, or at least in St. Pete, because nobody has yards. I know Meriden CT well, so I'm not at all surprised.
Posted by: ubetcha | November 09, 2012 at 11:00 AM
An escalated version of the Tiger Woods story?
Posted by: mazar larry | November 09, 2012 at 01:42 PM