WHOEVER WINS THIS ELECTION HAD DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE A PLAN FOR DEALING WITH FLATHEAD COUNTY

7:06 a.m. Mules were seen running through the fog on La Brandt Lane in Bigfork.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Non-funny update: We kid Flathead County because we love Flathead County, especially these folks. Stay safe over there.

(Thanks to Larry Carnahan) 

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

3:14 p.m. Someone explained that they accidentally called 911 by dialing the number 9, then 1, and then 1 again.

What are the odds?

[O the Umanity]

Well, the Democrats' "solution" to this problem would be to equip all mules (quadrupedal type) with headlights, taillights, and a strobe light/beacon, along with an entitlement allowance for maintenance and research.
The Republicans would grant the mules (same type) a tax exemption, so they could begin their own business of selling insurance to cover "striking a mule with a vehicle while driving in a foggy (not "fogy") environment" ...

Whom did I miss offending?

[nursecindy]

Wasn't Mules Running Through Fog the sequel to Gorillas In The Mist?

[markhh]

Libertarians would get rid of driver's licenses because too much government regulation is obviously the problem.

[markhh]

Greens would cork the mules until they provide evidence of carbon offset.

[Layzeeboy]

Tea Party'ers would equip the mules with AK-47s

[LeDud]

10:19 a.m. An employee at a Kalispell restaurant reported that a woman carrying a samurai sword and a man came in and swiped a tip off of a table.

"Only the Samurai can restore order in Flathead"

Master Splinter

[Layzeeboy]

12:14 p.m. Someone called in predicting trouble on Margrethe Lane.

Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in Flathead County,
With a capital T
That rhymes with P
And that stands for PANIC!

[Captain Spoilsport]

10:19 a.m. An employee at a Kalispell restaurant reported that a woman carrying a samurai sword and a man came in and swiped a tip off of a table.
Strong woman, I guess.

[mazar larry]

oops, I was so hot to send the "non-funny update" I did it under my real name

[Captain Spoilsport]

From tomorrow's blotter:
12:31 p.m. A caller reported seeing a large number of men in military-type uniforms at the Hilton in Kalispell.

Seriously, God Bless 'em.

[O the Umanity]

Damn straight! Y'all stay safe over there, Montanans!

[ligirl]

Over hill over dale we will hit the dusty trail
As the Flatheads go rolling along.
Up and down, in and out, dealt with neighbors all about,
And we Flatheads go rolling along!
For it's hi-hi-hee we've BIG FORK Artillery!
Shout out the number loud and strong ('9-1-1!')
Till our final ride, home will always be our pride
We Are Flatheads, a rolling along!

* * * Thank you, Flathead's FINEST!!!* * *

[Riverview Dude]

Hey anybody happen to see Joe Biden riding one of those mules?

[nursecindy]

Best wishes and prayers for their safety. Flathead County should be proud.

[Theresa]

While voting this morning I could of easily wrote in Dave's name on the ballot. He could of been President via a telephone and computer and done a good job.

[wanderer2575]

Well done, ligirl!

[wanderer2575]

3:14 p.m. Someone explained that they accidentally called 911 by dialing the number 9, then 1, and then 1 again.

Fun with science!