WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
New line of Cracker Jacks to contain caffeine
(Thanks to The Perts)
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November 16, 2012
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CRACKER JACKED...sounds more like a Harlem police report to me
Posted by: Rick in Galveston | November 16, 2012 at 04:35 PM
If the prizes are little bags of "Colorado brownies", Dave will need to rent a truck for all the Nobels.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 16, 2012 at 05:43 PM
The solid form of Red Bull. They ought to make Jack's dog more pit bullish.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 16, 2012 at 07:42 PM
As the cowboy probably never said: I'll have de calf...
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 16, 2012 at 10:50 PM
'Cracker Jack Bauers':
Snacks with IMPACT, d@mmit!
*shoots hostess in the thigh*
Posted by: ligirl | November 17, 2012 at 07:45 AM
Right now cracker jack has a real diamond give away advertised on the front of the package. Prize of a lifetime. Never thought I would see the day that the prize inside would be a diamond.
Posted by: Theresa | November 17, 2012 at 07:49 AM
Wait for the next announcement. If they dodge prosecution on this one, the obvious next step is a delta-9 THC version, Cracker-Whacked.
And let's all do our best to forget the scene from 1942 where the enemy sub crew are trying to get the snack-box-prize compass back from Slim Pickens.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 17, 2012 at 12:25 PM
The diamond will never make up for all those lousy years of fake tattoos and stickers, no matter how big it is...
Posted by: Kellie Dubé | November 17, 2012 at 10:35 PM