WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE UNITS TO PROCEED TO FLATHEAD COUNTY *IMMEDIATELY*

6:38 p.m. An intoxicated woman called from Highway 35 in Kalispell to report that someone she knows has been gone doing laundry for four hours.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[wanderer2575]

0:16 a.m. A couple of pit bulls were seen rooting around behind a Mexican restaurant in Kalispell.

11:27 a.m. Someone called 911 after they spotted a big brown dog standing in front of a bar on Highway 35 in Kalispell.

2:54 p.m. A woman on Ranchette Lane in Bigfork reported that a mutt dog and an “ornery” pit bull chased deer through her yard.

Dinner, drinks, and recreation. Sounds like a perfect day on the town.

[ligirl]

'...been gone doing laundry for four hours'

such is life in flathead - a never-ending cycle

[Meanie the Blue]

Drunken Kalispell woman in front dryer: "Dang! I keep turning the dial, but the channel won't change."

[ligirl]

no doubt fully loaded

[Suzy Q (the original)]

BOLO BOLO BOLO

[Egon Arfmore]

I wonder how Flathead County voted ?

[LeDud]

Flathead is a micorcosm of the known universe. Totally fuk!!!!ed up.

[Steve]

OK, which of the guys has moved to Forest Hill Road?

[Omniskeptic]

"8:05 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that a black bear recently charged her kids. She claimed that at the time of the call it was sitting in a nearby tree."

Where it had been chased by the kids, no doubt.