BIGFOOT DNA UPDATE
Bigfoot real and the result of human women mating with an ‘unknown hominin,’ claims U.S. study
The sluts!
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and The Perts)
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November 29, 2012
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So they simultaneously mated with two words that are spelled the same but have different meanings?
Posted by: KJP | November 29, 2012 at 05:07 PM
The unknown hominins have lost 4 Super Bowl, and we're building them a new stadium.
Posted by: Clankie | November 29, 2012 at 05:16 PM
Instead of searching the woods of the Pacific Northwest for Bigfoot, apparently we should have staked out Ladies' Night in the bar next to the trailer park.
Posted by: padraig | November 29, 2012 at 08:14 PM
This theory does not explain the global distribution of bigfoot sightings. At least not the trailer park-bar theory. In order for bigfeet to be sighted in remote places from Tibet to West Virginia, the unknown hominin would have to be someone who travels widely, is apparently desirable, at least to a subset of the female homo sapiens population, and owns a cool car. What does Manilow drive?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 29, 2012 at 09:40 PM
Ummmm...Omni. I think I'd be inclined to dismiss the concept of Manilow being a DNA contributor to those of the female persuasion. NTTIAWWT
Posted by: Afkat | November 29, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Also Unholy Slacker and The Perts WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Diva | November 30, 2012 at 01:26 AM
OK, how about Nugent, then?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 30, 2012 at 09:47 AM
no, bigfoot lives in an apartment near the OSU campus. he drives a prius.
the uknown hominin would be me, i guess.
Posted by: mudstuffin | November 30, 2012 at 10:45 AM
So the Prius is a hominin magnet?
Isn't it hard to drive with all those hominins stuck to the outside?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 30, 2012 at 06:38 PM
Omni,
the unknown hominin ... is apparently desirable, at least to a subset of the female homo sapiens population...
Why am I thinking of Madeline Kahn and a running gag from Young Frankenstein?
o_O
Posted by: Spiny Norman | November 30, 2012 at 07:37 PM