« Previous | Main | Next »

November 13, 2012

UFO SIGHTING OF THE MONTH SO FAR

CARRBORO Roy Mars was peeing in his compost last weekend -- it adds nitrogen -- when he looked up and saw something streak across the sky.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Mr. 'Mars' - maybe you saw uranus?

Mr. Mars then began molding the compost heap into a likeness of Devil's Tower.

This means something.

Yes, Ford! 'Close Encounters of the Turd Kind'?!

Men are from Mars, UFOs are from Venus

So Mr. Mars was "wigged out"?

Um, so tell me something I don't know.

Peeing on the compost pile is not only a male tradition, now it's an interplanetary tradition.

Now we know how to repel aliens.

Whizzing-on-the-Compost is a small hamlet in Dorsetshire.

"As he turned his head and arched his back, it seemed to slow down and went from a streak to a perfect three-pointed triangle....."

Impressive peeing, but what about the UFO?

I was peeing on the compost one time and a skunk peed back. I don't do that any more.

Breathe too much furniture finish and who knows what you'll see ?

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise