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November 20, 2012

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Woman, 31, told deputy she was looking for cigarettes in 78-year-old man's crotch

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson

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She didn't think "God told me to do it" would be convincing.

oh my

flicking his bic, eh?

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Maybe his wife wouldn't "look for cigarettes" in his pants.

Some people just won't pay attention to the Surgeon General.

I think that's a fair assessment, jono.

And I doubt he'll get a chance to have someone else 'look for cigarettes' any time soon...like until he or his wife are dead.

Oh, come on. It's a stogie at least.

I don't know whether I want to retire to Florida or to Flathead County.

Should have said she was celebrating Halloween late and bobbing for crab apples.

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