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November 21, 2012

THEY'RE BECOMING MORE URBANIZED THAN WE THOUGHT

Deer attacks two men, then takes man's cigarettes

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Time for the patch.

Wait...he tried to get the cigarettes back???

Amen, Cheese - patches all around.

shoulda stashed the smokes in his crotch.

Did it have a deer rifle?

Smith County Game Warden, Dustin Dockery ... says, "Admire deer from a distance but do not approach them because they can be dangerous."

Especially when they are having nicotine cravings. =^(

Like the guy who lived with the bears, until they ate him!

What a dolt! deer are BIG, they are not Bambi


Two words: deer sausage.

Those aren't urban deer. Those are redneck deer.

Right. If they were urban, they'd have jacked his smart phone. Maybe the truck, too.

They should all quit smoking. Poor deers!

"The deer starting eating Rose's smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive."

What a pussy. He couldn't unrack his shotgun and take the sucker out? At @ $7.50 a pack, that'd be the day I'd let him snag my smokes.

Also, "Deer Stealing Cigarettes" WBAGNFARB.

Eat 'em if you got 'em.

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