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November 25, 2012

TERRORISM UPDATE

Sales of garlic are booming in western Serbia after the local council issued a public health warning that a vampire was on the loose.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Sales of garlic are also up in D.C. and Georgetown

You know, better to be safe than sorry.

Is that Whole garlic or minced?

And the so-called United Nations AGAIN does nothing.

Serbia: United Nations? Um, no, maybe we'll just work things out ourselves this time.

I'll bet that the public health warning was a typo, and that the actual text reads "Umpire"...

"....and in related news, stock in the Louisville Slugger company shot through the roof today..."

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