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November 16, 2012

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Burglar arrested after trying to break into business with chainsaw

Key Legal Defense: "But I didn't get in."

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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All together now: "That's what HE said!"

Clearly in the running for the Criminal Mastermind of the Week.

OK, what was the business doing with a chainsaw?

Yeah, they had a gun and a German Shepherd; what more did they need?

It is alleged that my client was under the building sawing upward trying to break in. This means he alleged to have sawn through the ceiling to enter the business. But the ceiling of the business was unmarked by any chainsaw, so you have to acquit.

" Shhh... Be vewy vewy quiet... "

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