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November 21, 2012

SCOTTISH WILDLIFE REPORT

An elderly couple were shocked to find a python wrapped around the toilet seat in their house.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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Dear, I'm on the toilet. Come and look at my Lulu. No, really. It's huge.

Dear, I'm on the toilet. Help! There's an asp stuck in here!

After they'd gone to the trouble to determine that it was female, I suppose it's too much to expect that they'd call it "Monty." Even in the UK.

Now that I think of it, "Perl" would be a nice, gender-neutral name for a python. Or even "Awk."

(Boards techno-geezer bus.)

Little Loo Loo, I love you loo just the same, the same...

Gad!

Psychologists are fascinated by these Exlax nightmares.

That's one way to get over constipation. What karaoke was the python singing? Love Stinks?

Yeah, just when you REALLY need that toilet.
Beautiful snake, though.

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