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November 12, 2012


Retired priest, 80, bites 81-year-old fellow clergyman's ear off in unholy punch up

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)


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Unholy Punch Up WBAGNFA Nicolas Cage-Billy Bob Thornton movie.

Did anyone really think all the Cathars were eliminated in the Albigensian Unpleasantness? They just moved to Oz. The victim's lucky he didn't get burned at the stake.

It appeared that Father Byrne had also suffered a bruising in the alleged fight. When he appeared in court he sported a black eye.'

eye for an ear?

They craved paradise, and stood in a parking lot
When a pink ear fell; a critique of the drinking hot spot
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone....

I can't think of that song without thinking:

They're gonna pave paradise
And put up a polyglot.

I have no idea why.

YaY, Ralph!

'Hey Father, Father! put away those biting teeth now...!'

Maybe he was just tired of his holier than thou attitude.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears..."
He's not a retired priest. He's Caesar's enforcer collecting on that bet.

Well, Romans were definitely involved.

too much Foster's down there mate.

All sorts of interesting info in that report, e.g. a nice picture of the hospital he was taken to, but not a bloody word about who wound up with the parking spot.

For penance, have him chow down on the guy who attacked the little girl's pet rabbit.

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