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November 27, 2012

THIS *IS* FLATHEAD COUNTY, SO HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH

7:56 p.m. A Kalispell man claiming to be God was having a bad day.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and mccon)

'TIS THE SEASON

Brawl breaks out over panties at Victoria's Secret - and it's all caught on video

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE FRANKLY DON'T SEE ANY DOWNSIDE

Risk of robot uprising wiping out human race to be studied

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IN MIAMI, YOU'D WEAR IT OUT IN TEN MINUTES

'Parking Douche' app shames bad parkers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MIDDLE SCHOOL OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Middle School of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

November 26, 2012

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THOUGHTFUL -- AND HERE WE ARE USING 'THOUGHTFUL' IN THE SENSE OF 'REALLY STUPID' -- HOLIDAY GIFTS?

Look no further.

COLLEGE

Now: "Milking."

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

Dad needs this.

(Thanks to Karen "Tinkerbell" Durkin)

HAVE YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG?

Does your job attract psychopaths?

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

DETROIT DINING REPORT

You haven't lived here until ... you eat muskrat

"A lot like squirrel..."

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

HE MUST HAVE SOME WEAPON

A man who is accused of stripping naked on top of a statue in central London has been charged with possession of an offensive weapon in a public place.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

I JUST HOPE THERE ARE CHEEZ-ITS OUT THERE

I'll be hitting the road in 2012 whatever the next year is.

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FIRST, GET A HAMMER

Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Scott Sinclair praises girlfriend Helen Flanagan for eating ostrich anus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THEY ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO SQUIRRELS

Verizon Blames Rats for Phone Problems

Key Byline: Clifford Parody

(Thanks to funny man)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Study Reveals People Like Drinking Beer And Making Love

(Thanks to Monique)

WE THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE 21

Miley Cyrus gets porkie for her 20th birthday

(Thanks to Ralph)

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Woman faces battery charge after tossing cat, stabbing man

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY SHOULD ALSO DO THIS WITH TAX RETURNS

Some confetti at the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday in New York appears to have been made out of confidential police documents, a US media report says.

(Thanks to Sarah J)

TEXAS ART SCENE REPORT

The Long, Strange Tale of Pee Pee Cat and Fart Dog

(Thanks to funny man)

WE HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS PHOTO

We just think you need to see it.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

IF WE HAVE TO RAISE TAXES

...let's start with Burbank.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

November 25, 2012

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

It appears Spider Man is VERY patriotic.

(Thanks to Ralph)

OOPS

A phone book company has settled a lawsuit over its placement of a Montana restaurant in the "Animal Carcass Removal" section of its yellow pages...

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FLORIDA STATE

!selonimeS oG

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Sales of garlic are booming in western Serbia after the local council issued a public health warning that a vampire was on the loose.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL

Birmingham’s nativity Jesus replaced with Garden gnome

(Thanks to Ralph)

SPORTS UPDATE

Up in Canada the media are covering pretend hockey games.

(Thanks to Ty Jones)

KLASSY!

Ke$ha has revealed she made a bra and a set of earrings out of teeth sent to her by her fans.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDA:

State of Romance

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

GUESS THE STATE

Fake dentist kissed buttocks

(Thanks to Omniskeptic, Joe in Japan and Jeff Meyerson)

JUST HANGING OUT

Naked man spends 3 hours atop statue

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and The Perts)

DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO

Brown Friday: Why do people poop in retail stores?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IN FLORIDA, THEY'D HAVE SHOT IT

British crowd boos lame Christmas tree.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

STEP AWAY FROM THE BEAN DIP

Eight injured in gentleman's gas blast

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

SEASONS GREETINGS IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

2 shot at Florida Walmart over parking space, police say

(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)

HUNT UPDATE

Here's a nice story from yesterday's Miami Herald about Andy Wenzel, a.k.a. Andy the Tropic Hunt Guy, who is the Hunt's biggest supporter, not to mention insane, but in a good way. Remember: The 2012 Herald Hunt is Saturday, Dec. 1, starting at noon in Coconut Grove. You should come! You might win! SOMEBODY has to win. Although sometimes we seriously wonder if anybody will. This is why we traditionally drink beer afterward.

UPDATE: Judi will of course be fired as well as severely reprimanded and placed in Time Out for failing to anticipate that this morning I would fail to notice that she posted a link to the Andy story  yesterday.

November 24, 2012

HERALD HUNT UPDATE

Andy is the man.

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Geeks in love.

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(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE HOSES

Firefighters battle toilet paper shortages in Detroit

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

November 23, 2012

PRIORITIES

Massachusetts man takes home TV, leaves kid during Black Friday shopping, cops say

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

BLACK FRIDAY

Stay classy, shoppers.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

STOP IN ANY TIME

You can't miss it.

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Sex Toy Sales Up In Canada Due To NHL Lockout, Retailers Say

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Duquesne Light blames squirrel for Beaver outage

(Thanks to Dan Gray)

COOING WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH

2 tons of pigeon droppings in Swedish church tower

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

This very scenario played a big role in the plot of a certain Christmas book.

THEY DON'T MAKE TOYS LIKE THEY USED TO

Thank God.

(Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)

TWITTER PEOPLE:

#Thinkbeforeyouhashtag

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Jan in Grimsby)

YET THE LONG FACE REMAINS

Stampeders' horse allowed in Toronto hotel after all

(Thanks to The Perts)

LOOK BEHIND THE SOFA CUSHIONS

South Pacific island is missing, scientists say

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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