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Dog? Gone!
Also: Ow!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 01, 2012 at 03:03 PM
He was havin' a ball.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 01, 2012 at 03:10 PM
Blog guys, Dave wasn't kidding about not clicking on that link. Ouch!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 01, 2012 at 03:14 PM
Those rappers are out of control.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | November 01, 2012 at 03:23 PM
In the first sentence they report -"pitbull .... bit off the owner's testicle". 2 lines later they tell us that, surprisingly enough, "The man...was taken to hospital with serious injuries".
When is having a testicle bit off NOT a serious injury? Those Canadians must be tough. "Never mind, I'll walk it off, eh".
Posted by: WVplantman | November 01, 2012 at 03:37 PM
'Map
Animal control has seized a pitbull ...'
do we really need a map?
Posted by: ligirl | November 01, 2012 at 03:41 PM
What they don't tell you is what music the guy was playing on his iPod. I'm guessing Ted Nugent.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 01, 2012 at 04:00 PM
Was it his pitbull or a testicle-munching pitbull that was just passing by. And were trailer houses involved?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 01, 2012 at 04:14 PM
Hey, I was driving up Avenue Road (sorry, that's its name) around 5:30 and I didn't notice any man walking around without pants. Course it was raining pretty hard at the time...
Posted by: Digger | November 01, 2012 at 04:15 PM
So much for that "man's best friend" theory.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 01, 2012 at 04:24 PM
ow. that is all. and i'm a goil. one mean doggie.
Posted by: queensbee | November 01, 2012 at 04:24 PM
I wonder if the owner will welcome the dog back home.
Posted by: JD | November 01, 2012 at 05:04 PM
@JD - yes, but in a higher pitched voice.
Posted by: markhh | November 01, 2012 at 08:23 PM
I suspect he was singing this tune before his voice suddenly jumped several octaves.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 02, 2012 at 12:01 AM
He wanted a Pit Bull because that was a REAL man's dog.
Of course, he was only half right.
Posted by: Steve | November 02, 2012 at 09:23 AM
Good golly Miss Molly
Dog sure likes to ball.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 02, 2012 at 04:22 PM